If these pants aren't reminiscent of Beetlejuice, I don't know what is. All jokes aside (though that wasn't a joke), these jeans always pack a punch and make a statement, even if I'm only wearing a boring old black tee. I highly recommend striped pants. No matter how paralyzing you think they might be, these bad boys are extremely versatile: this very same outfit could have been easily elevated with a sharp black boyfriend blazer and a pair of rock 'n roll stiletto boots. Or I could have gone a different route with a crisp white shirt and some edgy sexy shoe. See? Blank canvas, wink!